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Keeping in tradition with many other countries – mostly Asian (surprise surprise),  China is building its first ‘sex theme park.’ Situated in the very populous Chongqing, it contains attractions such as a History of Sex display, giant statues of genitals and models of naked bodies. If that doesn’t immediately entice you, how about the chance to participate in workshops to improve your sex techniques and safe sex methods?

I predict this place to be an absolute hit. You could build a theme park dedicated to toilets and it would be still be swarming with Chinese tourists. The Chinese are rapidly enthusiastic tourists; usually found in packs of identical cap wearing groups, following someone spruiking into a megaphone. Try enjoying the serenity of an ancient Chinese garden with multiple tourist trains cruising through – I highly recommend the experience.

Sex is somewhat of a taboo in China, with things such as pornography and prostitution being outright banned. This doesn’t mean they’re not rampant. One thing we saw absolutely plenty of while living there was brothels. Of course they were under the guise of a hair salon – but when you have 4-5 scantily clad young girls sitting in the front window under a red light – well yeah – hair salon, sure. They werent even tucked away into seamier areas. You would be walking along the street, and pass a baker, fruit store, brothel, hardware store, another baker, another brothel, cigarette store, convenience store, etc etc.

The other thing that had us somewhat stumped was what looked to be girly type shows. Next door to the school campus where we lived was a theatre of sorts. Inside was a large stage and seating auditorium that the school would often use for its graduation type ceremonies and other festivities. Every now and then this theatre would have posters out front with photos of girls in bikinis – like a full on girly type show for guys. God knows what was going on in there.

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